What first kiss?

I kissed my college crush on the cheek.

After the sophomore dance.

Made out at a middle school party.

First crush, 4th grade, with tongue.

15, right before I lost my virginity.

What does that even mean?

No. Never.

Only when my partner massages me.

I thought about asking once.

Only when I've been single for a while.

Do people get massages for other reasons?

Ew, that is so gross!

I once saw a Playboy.

I was curious and browsed.

Not regularly, but I've seen my fair share.

I have my fave sites bookmarked.

I make porn.

Never and never will be!

Only at the school safety demonstration.

No, but I did get ticketed for an open container.

Just once as a warning, but they let me go.

Only twice—they don't hurt!

Yes, and also by several partners.

I will never adulterate my body that way.

No, but maybe some day!

Yes, an inspirational quote.

I have a tramp stamp I got when I was drunk in Cancun.

I just got my 15th.

There's no spot on my body without one.

I am saving myself for marriage.

I am excited to, but I'm still waiting for the right person.

Prom night, of course.

7 minutes in heaven was heavenly.

After Tony's Bar Mitzvah party.

That romance scene in my high school play wasn't acting.

None of my friends have exes.

I would never do that to someone I love.

No, but a person can fantasize.

If no one knows about it, did it really happen?

Define "dated."

No, but I had a threesome with them both.

I've never tasted alcohol.

I've never been drunk.

Does happy hour with colleagues count?

Sometimes it's hard to resist a lunchtime martini.

That's what makes it tolerable.

I dropped out of school, and I don't work.

I have never smoked anything.

I may try it, if the setting's right.

I usually take a puff before I pass.

I own my own pipe.

Not during the workday.

Life is more fun when you do.

Never!

I'm not old or interested enough to go!

Once, for a bachelor party.

What happens in Vegas...

When I want strong drinks, bottle service, and beautiful people...

I own a strip club.